It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
brb guys need to find a new fic to read
almost forgot to filter it lol
yes this one will do
if i ever forget to reply to you
- im so sorry
- oh shit am i sorry
Not the most scholarly work on the subject, but certainly the funniest.
those kids who were born so close to christmas that they get fucked over into a combo present
The three things I hate the most are irony, cliffhangers, and
oh for fuck’s sake women’s magazines. EATING IS NOT AN INDULGENCE. I LITERALLY NEED FOOD TO LIVE
Aren’t they the cutest?
some people are like genuinely funny its like hey stop that how do you do that teach me
that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel